Bark: Who are you Even?



marthfador asked: SMEE DO YOU HAVE SKYPE c:

LUL Why do I always miss my messages? I should have a better notification system for these.

yes yes I do. c: And I’m almost always on it. KingSmiggles

or maybe it was Smiggles King….I don’t know c:  But add a Smi


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you get that air machine!

Get it!

(Source: ninia2290)


Via Essence

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Via Just a Simple Thing

So I don’t usually post things about my boyfriend but I just had to.

This is what we talk about all day. Things like this. Not “hey hunny ur so bootiful”.

No. We talk about breaking each other’s skulls….with our butt cheeks.




dynamic-punch:

when i try to draw feet

Via Totally Important
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myfrozenstrawberries:

failure-byy-design:

omfg. is that kid okay? hahahahahaha

mg childdd please dont be dead!! and i love how the other kid like runs away all EVERY BITCH FOR HIMSELF


Via VEngelism

smiggy question

Okay guys. Usually i try to find out what abbreviations and crappy words mean by observing but its fucking too early in the morning and im cranky as hell.
(On my phone expect mistakes)

Im sure i know what this one means but clarify

Shipping

And

Otp

There were others but ive damn well forgotten.
expect a question when i rememeber

Why is everyone so stupid?


rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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